Ron always just ****ing knows
If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!
There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!
They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.
And placing a “too” usually means that you don’t really give a shit about rape survivors, but want to derail any points made about women who are raped.(via politicalsexkitten)
The idea that men are hilariously incompetent at housework and not naturally inclined to like children is not an example of men being “oppressed”, it is a deliberate construction that exempts men from the hard, boring…
Future-me as a parent
…for someone else to point out that our college rape epidemic *might possibly* be influenced by the hardcore porn all these college guys watched, starting when they were age 12.
But no, they’re blaming like, underwear ads and girls who can’t hold their liquor.
The elephant in the room says Hello.